|where are they now
||[13 Dec 2009|04:30pm]
Hey, it's Sophi... how is everyone? Do the boards exist somewhere these days or not?
||[15 Sep 2008|02:27pm]
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET A HOLD OF GLENN GERHARDT
i miss him
|I was just going through old stuff and found this
||[10 Mar 2008|11:26pm]
The sun crept past the horizon line
And as its rays began to shine
The tired eyes of Lara fluttered
As light crept through her windows, shuttered.
But in her room a furor stirred
As computer cooling fans whirred
Distant servers processed code
Far from the rooms of her humble abode.
Across the deserts and the forests
Was Riley, often named the Sorest
Of all the Texan Deftones fans,
He was an angry little man.
Keys were pressed with haste and speed
As PowderedToast was trashing Creed
Joined in chorus by Fishiac
Whose sole companions were Peter Jackson and a yak.
And so it was upon this day
The native ATNW'ers were forced to slay
The scum and refuse of the earth
The babes who deserved to die at time of birth
Those rabid All Things Weezer posters,
Comprised of throngs of fervent boasters
Who insisted that their b-sides library
Was so comprehensive "it was scary."
Gebralter heard the call to arms
And through IM he called the swarms,
Beckoned the masses and the numbers
As he chewed pickled cucumbers.
Death Cab for Shitty was first to respond
And it was decided he would abscond
With ATW noobs and Curlyhare1
To treacharous caves till the battles were done.
Curly and Death cab kept them in check
They whipped their pale backs if they so much as wept
Those tender neophytes were the first to fall
But it cannot be said the consequences were small.
The Queen of Carrot Flowers was the first to disappear
ATW taunted TheCurtain, calling him a silly queer
That was the last ATNW saw before they dragged him off,
O, teach us ATNW'ers to scoff!
The Queen was always one to gallantly persevere
She knew the escape of her and Josh was very near
She befuddled the ATW'ers, explaining that her favorite tune
From TBA was Butterfly, leaving their brains to explode soon.
As Josh and Alison rode off into the night,
A mysterious figure appeared in sight.
It was that dark and arcane ats5
Who had not been one to shout he was alive
Instead he hid in shadow and shade
Posted from dozens of IP's and held himself staid
But on this eve he hurried forth to spread the news
Those filthy ATW'ers had spammed the board with Curlyhare nudes!
Where had once been remote_control's thong photographs
And PanFan's threads about how she and her boyfriend got their laughs
Were now dozens of naked pictures, none labeled Not Safe For Work,
Leaving the ATNW'ers extremely irked.
sophilyamused tried to edit them all out of the threads
But this thought had already crossed through the ATW'ers heads
They flooded the board and left sophi in a heap on the floor
And with that they hurriedly ran out the door.
William V. found her and rolled his eyes,
Joined by shampoogirl in a piney disguise.
They called upon their swashbuckling matey,
Nikki, or TheFear, a lady most stately.
She set sail across the wild sea,
A crazy brit drinking PG Tips tea.
When she reached the New York shore,
weezfancuomo met her and took her to the grocery store.
Behind the counter they found hi! link plz~
Who posted some gifs and rang up their purchase of cheese.
They set course for EstheticalPhantasm's house
And fed the gouda to their pet mouse.
When Megan greeted them in her front yard
They all concluded it would be quite hard
To conduct a large scale attack on ATW
And asked the advice of silk986, a people-pleaser.
She suggested they join the ATW ranks
And pretend to be little Weezer skanks
But eventually surprise them with a hack
For this would be the most effective attack.
They informed miss weezbreeze of their plan
And incognito as a garbage can
She walked across busy towns
And spread the word of the fate of those ATW clowns.
They all registered new board names
None of them remotely the same.
don't fear the taco, now called 22=weezer=lover
Made a thread about the Make Believe cover.
YouWantPoachedEggs, alias shrinertobrianbell,
Said she could not believe how Maladroit could sell
When it was filled with songs that paled
Next to Pinkerton, the best album as it was hailed.
surfwaxamerica06 dillengently replied
He said the lameness of Maladroit could not hide
That all listeners everwhere
Were at least that musically aware.
But ozmagangstaweez gave away their sneaky plot
In his growing excitement he became overwrought.
Edyp5 dragged gangstaweez's sorry ass
To a social skills 101 class.
itsaweezworld called a meeting
As it seemed ATNW victory was fleeting
kf and braskyisasonofabitch were first to arrive
And helped welcome in all those waiting outside.
But at this moment CosmicGirl brought in a feast
Of naan, paneer, chicken tikka masala and tandoori wildebeast.
itsaweezworld caught on and invited their rivals
Who should have been doubting their chance at survival,
For BillBrasky had laced each ATW helping with a dash
Of arsenic from his very own personal stash.
By the end of the night the ATW'ers had died
And little kf was the only one to have cried.
Anyhow, I hope you're all doing well... :)
|The old new new ATNW
||[12 Jan 2008|10:05am]
It's time for the Great ATNW Reunification of '08! Weezernation kicked it, its successor board on eAmped just kicked it, but the Rebel Weezer Alliance is here for you! Come, rejoin your long-lost ATNW brethren - http://moourl.com/atnw!
||[20 Nov 2007|09:30pm]
I know it's prolly old news, but where the fuck did weezernations boards go, and where is the new atnw???
||[14 Feb 2007|10:21pm]
i miss keys
i miss you keys
come back to me keys
||[17 Nov 2006|06:24am]
epitomeoftight: am dcold
epitomeoftight: and drunkj
lara en francais: *hug*
epitomeoftight: kiss kiss
epitomeoftight: oh man
lara en francais: steve??????
epitomeoftight: lara in french????????
epitomeoftight: issat u
lara en francais: yes it is me
lara en francais: i miss keys :-(
epitomeoftight: WELL YOU DESTROYED IM
epitomeoftight: YOU BLEW HIM UP LIKE THE DEATHSTAR
epitomeoftight: CLA LHIM
lara en francais: :-(
lara en francais: i can't
epitomeoftight: TWLEL HIM I AM DURNK
lara en francais: he won't answer
epitomeoftight: we gave this little asian kid our clothes
epitomeoftight: to look afte
epitomeoftight: and nwo i cant find him
lara en francais: hahaha where are your clothes
lara en francais: hahahahhahahaha
lara en francais: hahahhaha
epitomeoftight: but my frined and his brothe rfound him
epitomeoftight: so they are docming back here
epitomeoftight: i jumped in the lake
epitomeoftight: mirror lake
epitomeoftight: it is a tradition
epitomeoftight: fuck muichigan and all of that kjazz
epitomeoftight: ann arbor has syphilis
epitomeoftight: i heard these kids sayuin shit like that
lara en francais: aw
epitomeoftight: i have 11 half pairs of flip flops
epitomeoftight: because i lost a flop
epitomeoftight: and my girlfriend bought them for me
lara en francais: :'(
epitomeoftight: so i grabbed every flip flop i found
lara en francais: were they from hollister
epitomeoftight: to prove i lost them
epitomeoftight: nah americna eagle
epitomeoftight: dun cal me a sknak pls
epitomeoftight: i wore them into a nasty klake
lara en francais: you're not a skank wtf
lara en francais: wtf ru talkn abut
epitomeoftight: idk they wer am egl not ho,istr
lara en francais: ggagaga
epitomeoftight: i need to get some of this rum
epitomeoftight: 4 me
epitomeoftight: 2 have
epitomeoftight: 3 take bck with me
lara en francais: i h8 rum
lara en francais: i only drink vodka and beer
epitomeoftight: i hate beer
epitomeoftight: i only drink hard liquor
epitomeoftight: but then again they only ever have like
lara en francais: i like beer because it doesn't make me sick but it gets me buzzzzzzzzzzed
epitomeoftight: natural light
epitomeoftight: and fuqen bud light
epitomeoftight: gross ass beet
epitomeoftight: natty lol
||[03 Apr 2006|08:05pm]
how many things are there that are friggen not weezer?
||[26 Feb 2006|10:48pm]
how much of a chance do I have being valid for activation on weezernation?
seriously i tried 4 times and i was like fuck this shit maaaaaaaaaaaaan.
its becase of yoffas, grahams, yar-ish types, isn't it.
because if I were part of the nation then I could post this:
||[03 Feb 2006|11:05pm]
||[25 Jan 2006|06:42am]
are the boards absolutely not working for anybody else?
||[10 Jan 2006|08:32pm]
hey all, it's myeh back from the dead, once again. (no boobs tho, sorry! :/)
i was just passing on by to see if ANYONE has the rhtp picture, i was searching everywhere and couldn't find it.
||[06 Jan 2006|12:13am]
look what I made.
||[05 Jan 2006|04:46pm]
omgz liek weezer sux.
||[14 Nov 2005|04:38am]
where does everyone go when weenernation goes down?
||[10 Nov 2005|05:21pm]
is it alright if i randomly add a bunch of you?
||[26 Oct 2005|04:13pm]
Myself (kana No Mori) KARL KOCH and PanFan
||[13 Oct 2005|04:29pm]
Helllo ATNW!!! Does anyone live in LA? and is anyone interested in seeing
Coheed and Cambria
The Blood Brothers and
on Sunday the 16th?
At the Wiltern??
(and has a car? heehee.)
Anyone??? :P ANYONE???